Petey Greene Knows How To Eat A Watermelon

Petey Greene – How to eat Watermelon (Subtitled)

Here’s a subbed version of the famous speech on watermelon etiquette by Petey Greene. His passion on the topic sometimes makes it hard to fully understand his words, but this video should help. Preach on, Petey.


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