“Flap My Jack” Song – Improvised Comedy Song

Flap My Jack

The song Flap My Jack from Improv-A-Ganza Episode 6

Lyrics

Jeff:
Good evening boys and girls

Chip:
G’day

Jeff:
We’ve got a song to sing for you and if you know the chorus you can sing along

Chip:
This one’s a cracka so everybody have a good time alright?

Jeff:
Where are you from?

Chip:
I don’t know.

Jeff:
Wow. What’s the name of the song I’ve already forgotten because I have been drinking.

Chip:
Can you kids say drinking?

Jeff:
Oh, Flap my Jack?

Chip:
Oh, yes!

Jeff:
Listen, Flap My Jack!

Flippity flap flippity flap
Put the Pancake on the stack
Everybody Flap my jack

Jeff and Chip:
Flippity flap flippity flap
Put the Pancake on my stack
Everybody Flap my jack

Chip:
We got one cake on the bottom
On top and in the middle
You pour a little batter
and you put it on the griddle
and then your all done
you want more you can come back
So everybody flippity flap and
Flap my jack!

Jeff and Chip:
Flippity flap flippity flap
Put a Pancake on the stack
Everybody Flap my jack (Oh, yes!)

Flippity flap flippity flap
Put the Pancake on the stack
Everybody Flap my jack

Jeff:
Everybody now!

Everybody:
Flippity flap flippity flap
Put a Pancake on the stack
Everybody Flap my jack

Chip:
That’s right!

Jeff:
Just you sir

Audience Member:
Flippity flap, Flippity flap, Flippity flap, Flippity

Jeff:
NO, WRONG!

Flippity Flap
Put the pancake on the stack
Everybody needs a good breakfast in the day

Flippity flap flippity flap
Put a Pancake on the stack
and don’t take my but-ter away!

Chip
The batter, the batter
is soft as silk
the batter, the batter
is but-ter milk!
the batter, the batter
the better the batter the bitter the batter
the batter the bitter the batter, the batter
PLAY BALL!

Jeff and Chip:
Flippity flap flippity flap
Put the Pancake on the stack
Everybody Flap my jack

Chip
Everybody now!

Ryan and Greg:
Flippity flap flippity flap
Put the Pancake on the stack

Ryan, Greg, Chip, Jeff:
Everybody Flap my jack